Mongoloid Barbecue

For some time now, I've believed that aliens created the pyramids. I have recently found that I am incorrect in that assumption. It has come to my attention that small french-fried mongaloids, instead of aliens, are indeed responsible for the triangular mysteries. My friend, Dr. Pignuts MacFinklestien, has conducted extensive research into the paranormal entities of deep-fat cooked retards. Apparently, they hold the key to the past, present and future.